Why am I the only one in this house who flushes the toilet after pooping? It never fails at least once a day I go to use the toilet and there is a big ol' turd in the toilet. Keep in mind that I have a small bladder that usually has me running to the bathroom and barely making it in time. Do they think they are leaving me a gift? Are they trying to prove that you don't digest corn? Are they showing me that they are regular and unconstipated? Do they think that they are the only one in this world who can poop and they are anxious to show off their talents? Is there a secret competition going on in this house to see who has the biggest and the best poops? Because if that is the case, once they have judged the specimen they are free to flush it. Maybe I am the judge and I don't even know it! Well, that is one competition that I refuse to judge. Call me anal! (LOL)
Hopefully, the strong reminders and encouragement they are getting from me will clear this up, toilet water and all.
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3 comments:
I'm sorry, Becky, but that is just GROSS! What is the deal here. That shouldn't even be an issue! Yuk!
You know how kids get so easily distracted and side tracked? I think this is yet another example of how they started out doing something, but didn't quite finish the process before thinking about something else! : )
LOL - okay I totally needed that laugh! I completely know what you are talking about...my 2 little guys...well lets just say Im lucky if they even wipe their bottom before pulling up their pants to run back to play LOL
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