Overheard Under The Bleachers-

During Konman's baseball game last night the Kirstenator was busy telling some very gullible fellow 5 year-old's that ants eat junk food, like gum and stuff. Also, bees don't have stingers because they don't sting. They only just collect wax for honey. Many other facts, real and pretend, were repeated after they would find something new. You could always tell when they had found something new because you would hear her say "Well, let me tell you about that." Then the other children would all lean in to hear the great and wise Kirstenator and her vast knowledge. Those poor parents, I hope they all deprogrammed their children when they got home or before their children get stung by a bee.