Like a big kid behind a mailbox. I was at lunch yesterday with my mom and sister. We were talking about blogging and my mom mentioned she didn't have my blog address anymore. I immediately said "Sweet! Now I can blog about you" and I was thinking to myself I should never be short on ideas of what to blog about ever again. I've never been one to not back up my words, so welcome to my first story about my mother and here's to many more. "Cheers!"
So while we were eating our lunch, my mom tells us about this little bird she bought on clearance for $1. She liked it, but didn't know why she bought it. The bird is about 2 inches long and is made out of ribbons and beads. I saw it and it is actually pretty cool looking. She decided to hang it from her rear view mirror and that is when she had her "epiphany". Those are her words. She stated that now if she got mad at someone while driving. She could just "flip them the bird" and they would never know. So if you are driving around town and you see this nice looking older lady flicking something hanging from her rear view mirror, that is my mom and she is "flipping you the bird". If you look a bit closer she'll probably have her teeth clinched; And if you were to turn down your stereo you could probably hear her growling at you. And speaking from experience, my advice to you is.... run away from that situation.
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